When the interminable cheer of the holidays gets to be too unbearable, we've got you with these delightfully devilish ornaments. Sullen bitches of the world unite and join us in our everlasting love of Krampus, a decidedly cheerless Christmas spirit native to the alpine alpenglowy Alps, who basically makes the rounds with St. Nick on Krampusnacht, December 5th, but punishes the naughty children. Also, instead of drinking milk, this guy takes offerings of schnapps. Hopefully he still gets cookies. I mean, I'd want cookies with my schnapps. So my pretties, have you been naughty or nice this year? I very much hope the answer is naughty. Merry Krampus!
